No way am I cool enough to be a fourteen-tentacled-octopus, I definitely have two hands. I knew should have gathered up an ant army out side the ice-cream shop to help me carry my ice-cream, I decided that was unfair labour I just did it myself. No chance I'd share my ice-cream.
go to the ice cream store and try half the flavors, run to the bathroom, stay in there 30 minutes, come out, try the other half and casually let the person know you're lactose intolerant before grabbing your gut and running back to the bathroom for another 30 minutes XD
oh, I see... but I love coffee!!!!! Once I tasted the best coffee flavour ever: Expresso Coffe Flavour. I just saw that flavour once, but since then, I always ask if certain place has it. They say 'no' looking at me as if I was insane xD
then I ask 'why not?' and the history repeats itself xDDDDD
They should make an "insanity ice cream" and it will be the best flavor in the world, but anyone who's normal (whatever you'd call normal that isn't insane) can't actually taste any flavor when they eat it...
Reminds me of the story where these two con men told the king that they had the finest material in the land. And the only people who couldn't see it were stupid people/fools (to the stupid people it would appear as invisible). Of course the king couldn't see it, but he didn't want to appear stupid, so he paid them a small fortune to make him new garments with the new material. Because the king seemed to be able to see it, every servant also didn't want to appear stupid in front of everyone and so pretended to be able to see it as well.
When it came time to finally show off the new garments he took off all the old clothes and put on the new ones. Of course at first no one wanted to admit they couldn't see any clothes as they'd appear stupid themselves, but then a little kid in the crowd yelled out "hey, the emperors not wearing any clothes!". And then everyone laughed at the king, and realised how silly they'd been and that the clothes never existed in the first place xD