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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 108 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 108 by NoxSatuKeir
At an ice cream shop, sample every flavor ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.
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CreeperInTheShadows Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
awww... now that's just mean.
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naladraws Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
or you just sample all of them, hog up the whole line, then just walk out not buying anything. lol
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JamesChipmunk Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012   Traditional Artist
HAHAHA, this made me laugh so hard because a friend of mine actually did that, and then he went and bought a hot dog.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
Did they just give him everything he wanted? XD That's pretty awesome! :D
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JamesChipmunk Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012   Traditional Artist
yes, but with a glare.... they thought he would buy something i think XD
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FISH3BOOT Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Never done that but I have walked in to an ice cream shop and left with 14 ice creams, all for me. I couldn't decide.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
NICE! :D
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FISH3BOOT Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
Clearly you have never tried to hold 14 ice-creams, I've only got 2 hands you know.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
Really? Damn. I though you were an octopus. You're cool enough to be an octopus... Hmm... Are you sure you only have two hands?
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FISH3BOOT Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
No way am I cool enough to be a fourteen-tentacled-octopus, I definitely have two hands. I knew should have gathered up an ant army out side the ice-cream shop to help me carry my ice-cream, I decided that was unfair labour I just did it myself. No chance I'd share my ice-cream.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
Those little workers charge way too much anyway!
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FISH3BOOT Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
I know, the'd probably piss of with my ice-creams before I could stop them. >:C Now I'm angry at the army or ants I could have had.
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alikakadri Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
lol

I have a better one:

go to the ice cream store and try half the flavors, run to the bathroom, stay in there 30 minutes, come out, try the other half and casually let the person know you're lactose intolerant before grabbing your gut and running back to the bathroom for another 30 minutes XD
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Alinex29 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
hahahaha

Done! ;D

I've done this too many times xDDD
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
What do they do? Do they just serve you? That'd be awesome. :D
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Alinex29 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
yeah... but before I make them suffer: until I say "I want these flavours anyway...", they start to sweat a lot and look at me like "are you fucking crazy girl??? please, don't ruin my day" xDDD

so I feel sorry for them and stop the torture :D
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
Yeah. I would feel bad for that one, however, since I'm so picky I wouldn't even want to taste all of them. Like the coffee ones just sound so gross to me (I don't like coffee). :P
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Alinex29 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
oh, I see... but I love coffee!!!!! :) Once I tasted the best coffee flavour ever: Expresso Coffe Flavour. I just saw that flavour once, but since then, I always ask if certain place has it. They say 'no' looking at me as if I was insane xD

then I ask 'why not?' and the history repeats itself xDDDDD
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Darkrose2013 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
there are tears in my eyes for laugh so hard from reading so far
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
I'm so glad you're enjoying it! :D
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Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
brill idea.
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JRC1325 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't do that I love ice cream
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
I do to, but if it means free samples of all of them, then I can do it.
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Emberguard Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012   General Artist
Well, if it's constructive criticism then maybe they'll be able to make better ice cream ;)
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
They should make an "insanity ice cream" and it will be the best flavor in the world, but anyone who's normal (whatever you'd call normal that isn't insane) can't actually taste any flavor when they eat it... :D
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Emberguard Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012   General Artist
Reminds me of the story where these two con men told the king that they had the finest material in the land. And the only people who couldn't see it were stupid people/fools (to the stupid people it would appear as invisible). Of course the king couldn't see it, but he didn't want to appear stupid, so he paid them a small fortune to make him new garments with the new material. Because the king seemed to be able to see it, every servant also didn't want to appear stupid in front of everyone and so pretended to be able to see it as well.

When it came time to finally show off the new garments he took off all the old clothes and put on the new ones. Of course at first no one wanted to admit they couldn't see any clothes as they'd appear stupid themselves, but then a little kid in the crowd yelled out "hey, the emperors not wearing any clothes!". And then everyone laughed at the king, and realised how silly they'd been and that the clothes never existed in the first place xD
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Hahaha! That's what he gets! :P :D
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Emberguard Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012   General Artist
yeah, I guess if you put flavour in the "insanity" icecream, and tell them only insane people can taste it, everyone will be worried of their mental health xD
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JRC1325 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can do that
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