Mid-flight on a plane, jump up and scream "Ah! I left the stove on!!"
Ah, lol! I would love to see someone do that!
*talking loudly* "SO, I am going to Florida for the WHOLE winter. I want to get out of this snowy state for a bit...." Look around dazed...."Oh God I left the top down on my car!!!!!"
That would make it onto the evening news...
then run to the bathroom, flush the toilet, and clamly walk back to your seat
Dammit! I was on a plane just the other day! I wish I'd done this now.
And this isn't one that you can pull off very often! Tsk tsk...
And then go home!
TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND!