We no longer have a land line phone number at my house (we switch to an internet based service), but for some reason we STILL have land lines. Every so often, one of our 2 land lines (not both at the same time, which is weird) will ring. We use to just pick them up normally as usual, but we soon got bored. From there many answerings of those phones where met with different languages (mostly Japanese on my part), "Bat-phone, Commissionaire Gordon speaking," by my dad, and (my favorite) "County morgue: you stab'em, we slab'em." It's been like 2 years since then and it's gotten to the point where I just pick it up and whisperer "...wwhhhaaaaattt..." really creepily into the mic before hanging up. The land lines don't ring as often anymore. ( ._.)
my teachers do that when they answer their phones xD Mr. V.: Welcome to pizza hut how may i help you? Mr. C.: Thank you for choosing McDonnalds Mr. N: *in chinese old lady voice* hello? you want orange chicken?
When this one guy who calls us every night called, I spoke in chinese. It was funny! lol
Me: ni hao (hello) Him: Umm..can I speak to *my dad* Me: wo bu je dao (I don't know) H: Do you speak english? me: hmm? H: DOO YOO SPEEK ENGLEESH?! Me: Noo....*said with accent* H: *like talking to a kid* Ok. Good bye now.