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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 122 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 122 by NoxSatuKeir
Answer any unattended service phones with "Domino's"
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Thinkingninja1 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Every time I answer the phone I say, "Welcome to McDonalds how can I assist you today?" Sorta like if McDonalds started take-out and embedded itself within IKEA! Oh man how I love IKEA~
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Kelsier Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Student General Artist
A little story for you:

We no longer have a land line phone number at my house (we switch to an internet based service), but for some reason we STILL have land lines. Every so often, one of our 2 land lines (not both at the same time, which is weird) will ring. We use to just pick them up normally as usual, but we soon got bored. From there many answerings of those phones where met with different languages (mostly Japanese on my part), "Bat-phone, Commissionaire Gordon speaking," by my dad, and (my favorite) "County morgue: you stab'em, we slab'em." It's been like 2 years since then and it's gotten to the point where I just pick it up and whisperer "...wwhhhaaaaattt..." really creepily into the mic before hanging up.
The land lines don't ring as often anymore. ( ._.)
:icontruestoryplz:
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BellJorienViola Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
My uncle sometimes does that when a family member calls him.
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zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
my teachers do that when they answer their phones xD
Mr. V.: Welcome to pizza hut how may i help you?
Mr. C.: Thank you for choosing McDonnalds
Mr. N: *in chinese old lady voice* hello? you want orange chicken?
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
My prank phone call to someone was to speak in an old Chinese lady voice alerting the other person that their order of tofu was lost in the mail. :P
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zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh geez x)) lol
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naladraws Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When this one guy who calls us every night called, I spoke in chinese. It was funny! lol

Me: ni hao (hello)
Him: Umm..can I speak to *my dad*
Me: wo bu je dao (I don't know)
H: Do you speak english?
me: hmm?
H: DOO YOO SPEEK ENGLEESH?!
Me: Noo....*said with accent*
H: *like talking to a kid* Ok. Good bye now.


He never called again. LOL it works!!!!
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FireStrikeWarrior179 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MUST DO THAT TO THIS ONE TELEMARKETER!....
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naladraws Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol yes!
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FireStrikeWarrior179 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconhurpdurpplz:
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
XD That's awesome!! :heart:
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naladraws Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D thanks!
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Medallion2012 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have GOT to do this one. Got! To! :D
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Helokiza Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My old phone numer happened to be the phone number of a bus agency before we got it, so people called all the time asking about bus times and all. My mom, my brother and I, then, started to say "Go-With-God Funneral Services, where your mourn/death is our joy. How can we help you?" everytime we picked up the phone.
Ah, too bad we had to move and couldn't keep the phone number...
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2012
Aw! That was AWESOME!! :heart:
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Aqua-Goddess Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Another one I've heard of is- When someone calls your home phone say, "I'm driving, can you call back?"
Something like that.
Still waiting to try it out myself...
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Aqua-Goddess Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
When people call me, I always say *my name* services, how may I help you?
Especially if its my brothers. Always calling me about weird stuff or favors.
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NecraX Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012
I like confusing people even further like saying "hello i'd lie to oder.. blah blah blah" even though they called you :3 then get really enraged when they don't understand what you're talking about, wait until they call back... repeat.
or! speak to them using lines from movies and see how long it takes them to hang up or realize it's a troll.
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flamerai Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
I would perfer to answer "suicide hotline how my we help you"
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
I would say:
"Hello and welcome to the Mental Healthy Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive disorder, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please have someone press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, and 5. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, please stay put. If you are delusional, please press 6 and the mothership will arrive shortly. If you are schizophrenic, please listen and a voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, don't bother pressing a number, nobody will answer. If you are dyslexic, please press 69696969696969696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until and representative comes online. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, please hang up, nobody has time for your problems. If you have amnesia, please leave a message with your name, number, address, social security number, mother's maiden name, and the name of your first pet. Thank you."
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Thinkingninja1 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love you for this. May I copy pasta it? :iconkawaiidesuplz:
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
Absolutely. :P
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Thinkingninja1 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Grazie!
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ahsokaboba Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
my mom has tht for a ringtone
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Envys-Little-Lust Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My friend used this for her voice mail once.... I laughed so hard.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
XD That's great. :D
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Envys-Little-Lust Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Exactly, sadly she changed it....
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IceCreamHime Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome!
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flamerai Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
thats an old joke
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
yes. But I still have love for it. :)
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Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i answered our fone 'city morge' 1 time.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
Hahahahaaaa! That's a good one! :D
What was their response?
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Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
they hung up.
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
:P XD
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Sazorex Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
And if they call back, identify yourself with some other business.
"Walmart."
"McDonald's."
"Penny's."
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
You are wonderful! Did you get your llama? I gave you a llama. :llama:
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Sazorex Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Yay! my llama!
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Love it and give it a good home. And share with Steve!
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Sazorex Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
I think the problem is more with HIM sharing with ME.
"Damn straight."
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Okay okay. STEVE!! You better share that damn llama, Mister!!!

Is that better?
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Sazorex Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Better :)
"Boo..."
What was that?
"Nothing!"
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
:D Good children get along! :D
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JRC1325 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
but using pizza hut
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JRC1325 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I do that to troll my friends and my family
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
hahaha! That's good. :P
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JRC1325 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
it works
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