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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 122 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 122 by NoxSatuKeir
Answer any unattended service phones with "Domino's"
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Thinkingninja1 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Every time I answer the phone I say, "Welcome to McDonalds how can I assist you today?" Sorta like if McDonalds started take-out and embedded itself within IKEA! Oh man how I love IKEA~
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Kelsier Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Student General Artist
A little story for you:

We no longer have a land line phone number at my house (we switch to an internet based service), but for some reason we STILL have land lines. Every so often, one of our 2 land lines (not both at the same time, which is weird) will ring. We use to just pick them up normally as usual, but we soon got bored. From there many answerings of those phones where met with different languages (mostly Japanese on my part), "Bat-phone, Commissionaire Gordon speaking," by my dad, and (my favorite) "County morgue: you stab'em, we slab'em." It's been like 2 years since then and it's gotten to the point where I just pick it up and whisperer "...wwhhhaaaaattt..." really creepily into the mic before hanging up.
The land lines don't ring as often anymore. ( ._.)
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BellJorienViola Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
My uncle sometimes does that when a family member calls him.
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zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
my teachers do that when they answer their phones xD
Mr. V.: Welcome to pizza hut how may i help you?
Mr. C.: Thank you for choosing McDonnalds
Mr. N: *in chinese old lady voice* hello? you want orange chicken?
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
My prank phone call to someone was to speak in an old Chinese lady voice alerting the other person that their order of tofu was lost in the mail. :P
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zer0anonymous Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh geez x)) lol
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naladraws Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When this one guy who calls us every night called, I spoke in chinese. It was funny! lol

Me: ni hao (hello)
Him: Umm..can I speak to *my dad*
Me: wo bu je dao (I don't know)
H: Do you speak english?
me: hmm?
H: DOO YOO SPEEK ENGLEESH?!
Me: Noo....*said with accent*
H: *like talking to a kid* Ok. Good bye now.


He never called again. LOL it works!!!!
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FireStrikeWarrior179 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
MUST DO THAT TO THIS ONE TELEMARKETER!....
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naladraws Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol yes!
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FireStrikeWarrior179 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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