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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 13 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 13 by NoxSatuKeir
Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go."
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Artgirl0 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I sooooo want to do this to my kids.
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Bernkatle Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
omg my mom tells me this stuff during x-mass,except she adds in the "don't worry the gypsies will take good care of you!!" XD
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
XD That's great! :D
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Bernkatle Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
IKR!!! XD then as soon as my lil brother starts laughing at me i say that "we were all hatched from rotten buzzard eggs from mars heated by the sun's core" and that always shuts him up! XD
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DARKLiGHTPAiNTER Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
me too, :D but if my dad says that :(
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Pisces--Dreamer Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If I had kids, I'd do this. =D
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TheRainGirl Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually my older brother told this to me once (he is 14 years older) ... And he added that I am adopted cause my father found me at the banks of the local river, and that I am a gypsy girl (cause my skin is way darker than his and my sister's) and that I can only stay with my "adopted" family if I drop school, work instead, and stop eating normally and eat just leftovers... Otherwise he would leave me at my biological family.
I was crying for 5 hours until my mom calmed me down, and I still had my doubts for 5 years (until I was ten years old that is).

^-^ One of the pranks that I really really remember *.*
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Artgirl0 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw. That's not nice. I think if he was my brother, once my mom had calmed me down, I would've slapped him.
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TheRainGirl Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It wasn't nice at all *.* But he didn't really think I was gonna get it THAT seriously ;p

His pranks have gotten a bit more discreet over the years, I must say! ^-^
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Artgirl0 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha. I bet you love that! ;-)
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TheRainGirl Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh yep ;p :D
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Artgirl0 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol. ever get him back?
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TheRainGirl Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sometimes ;p Though he has a flair for pranks but I have gotten used to it! He gets really upset when his pranks don't work, so that's the best way to get him back ;p
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Artgirl0 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wish I had one to prank.
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everyonewearsamask Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Student General Artist
I have had that done to me and my little sisters XD, Love you mom :P, also been told that since its a lot of money we wouldnt be eating dinner anymore( i was really young and started crying)
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DemonicBehavior Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This one made me smile :)
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Hadesclaws Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My dad has done that once... But then he lied and we didn't eat dinner together for the next week or so.
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horsejmp Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LMFAO! Too bad I don't have kids! -Peyton
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LesaJayne Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
oh thats mean... lol
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QuantumInnovator Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012
Yes, it's mean, but there are some kids out there (like Bart Simpson) who deserve to be "let go".
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
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I find this one even more cruel! XD
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LesaJayne Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
never had anyone say this to me, because i am an only child...will do this when i have kiddos of my own one day! ...oh that be cruel haha XD
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Chargrin Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oo omg my boys would take me seriously. My youngest would probably try to walk out and my oldest would probably freak out.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
... That just makes me really want to see you do it... :iconjarryplz:
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Chargrin Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lmao
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universalteenie26 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student General Artist
My parent still threaten my sister and I by saying they're gonna sell us off to the gypsies. It's still fun, even though it's getting kinda old.
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Percabeth-is-4ever Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, my mom used to do that all the time when my sister and I fought!
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
Haha! At least you'd have fun with the gypsies. (I hope.) O_O
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Pencil-Wolf Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Student General Artist
My mom jokes about eating one of us all the time.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
Haha! That's funny.
According to my grandmother (on my mom's side) we have Aztec and Caddo blood in us. Which makes us (me, my mom, my brother, my sister) descendants of some of the most prominent Cannibals in history. :)
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Pencil-Wolf Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student General Artist
That's pretty cool. O:
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Webwoman Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Professional Writer
hahahahahahahahaha that is hilarious!!!!!
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Jenny-Sama Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Normally I just tell kids that I might leave them in a basket by a Church door....or burry them in a shallow grave in the backyard...or turn them inside out.... It's fun xDDD
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Meloetta0234 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Now that is just evil. Still, Hilarious!
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Emberguard Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012   General Artist
lol, well my brother did say he wants to leave home as soon as possible...
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Emeoo Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Student Artist
My dads do that all the time.
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Emeoo Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Student Artist
Oh wait.. they wouldn't let us go, they would sell us.
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remusea Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist
my sister used to do that to me all the time...
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
I tell my brother that he's adopted.
Then I go back and ask my parents if we can take him back to the pound yet.
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remusea Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist
when my sisters told me I was adopted they'd threaten to tie me by my toes to a tree so aliens could get me
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
Haha! When my brother wouldn't wake up once (He sleeps like a log), I dragged him by his foot out of bed and into the hallway (where he still slept), and then gave him a peanut butter mustache and beard. I then had our dog (specifically the one with really bad breath) lick it off his face until he woke up.
He wasn't happy. :P XD
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remusea Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist
I slipped ice cubes down my sister's pants when she wouldn't wake up...and once turned off all the lights and just hovered over her bed and breathed raspily...and once hid under her bed and grabbed her arm. XD
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
Nice!
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