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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 130 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 130 by NoxSatuKeir
At the pool, ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
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:iconartgirl0:
Artgirl0 Featured By Owner May 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Especially if it's Taylor Lautner.
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:iconzecorezecron:
Zecorezecron Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Generally people who get CPR end up with broken ribs from the chest compressions. That Lifeguard better be really hot.
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Bad--Wolf--Bay Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012
Reminds me of the lifeguard scene in The Sandlot X3
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:iconknightblood:
knightblood Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
doesn't work. most places use rescue masks now
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
Wow. I've never heard of that...
Well, I guess my neighborhood isn't quite up to date yet... :P
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:iconknightblood:
knightblood Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know that because I'm a certified lifeguard by the Red Cross
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
Oh good job!! :D
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:iconknightblood:
knightblood Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yea. and inorder to protect ourselves for dieases, we use resue masks
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
That's a really good idea. I can see why they're used then. :)
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:iconknightblood:
knightblood Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yup.
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:iconknightblood:
knightblood Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know that because I'm a lifeguard
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:iconlaoscuni:
laoscuni Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
im a man.......;)
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012
It can be a female lifeguard. :P
Like in the Sandlot! :D
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:iconlaoscuni:
laoscuni Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
lol that would be amazing XD
but...what about both.....
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:iconpseudonymousrmy:
PseudonymousRMY Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I did once... but my dad was there, and we could kiss... I mean, practice security processes. u__u
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:iconchymes-san:
Chymes-san Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012
SO MANY SANDLOT MEMORIES
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:iconzutaralover97:
zutaralover97 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:heart: I'll do that... and hope he accepts.
:faint:
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AkumaNS Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
some friends did this xD it was awesome.
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LiruRules Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmmm. Not many attractive people at my swimming pool. But I'll try!
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bassman1887 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
You know CPR usually breaks ribs, right?
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
Maybe I should have just written mouth to mouth then... O_O
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apcomics Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
ive actually know girls, who genuinely would invite that... if you inverted.
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ninjafromsweden Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Hey, wanna practice mouth-to-mouth?" ;D
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:iconneo-chronos:
Neo-ChronoS Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Student General Artist
just be careful if the lifeguard has and/or brought a date along to work
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:iconsumgie1:
sumgie1 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
That's a great pick up line! :D
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
Yeah. Cause it totally works, ya know? :P
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:iconsumgie1:
sumgie1 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I just thought it sounds original. But, if you say it works, I'll take your word for it. :D
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I dunno. Never tried this one. :P
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:iconsumgie1:
sumgie1 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
What do you think of pick-up lines in general?
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
Depends. If you're being serious, that's creepy as hell. If you're joking, that's funny as hell.
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sumgie1 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
I see. Have you had any used on yourself (if it's not a secret)? :)
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012
No. People don't ask me out with cheesy pick up lines... they don't ask me out period either...
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