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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 156 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 156 by NoxSatuKeir
At a red light, always try to talk to your neighbor.
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MegaAnimeFreak7 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I did this once, just for the lulz. While my mom was driving I rolled down the window and called over to the old man in the Ferrari beside me. His son was sitting beside him in the car. I was just like "Hey baby. How you doin'?" He started laughing and was like "Pretty good, you?" Then my little bro rolled down his window and was like "Freaking excellent every since you showed up. You know you hot right?" Then I was like "Baby, can I has your number?" And the guy was like "Sorry I'm married." And my brother was like "She'll never know. Come on." Then the guy just laughed again and was like "We'll see." The entire time his son was staring at us like "THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S MY DAD YOU SICK FUCKS HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE GOLD DIGGERS OR HOOKERS OR SOME SHIT!!!! :iconomgamericaplz:" We all had a great big laugh about it. XDDD
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LovelessCrosseria Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist
that is just brilliant
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MegaAnimeFreak7 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks :iconheplz:
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
XDDDD THAT'S AWESOME!!!
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MegaAnimeFreak7 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconikrplz:
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Urasiade Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012
my mother has horrible road rage.
She got into an argument with a biker, and the pulled over and had a fist fight.
My mom won
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
HOLY CRUD! Your mom is a BAMF!
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Urasiade Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
agreed.
She is extremely in shape XD
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MegaAnimeFreak7 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:iconreactionplz:
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Urasiade Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012
XD I shouldn't be surprised, she is a fitness instructor for marines.
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devidoggy87 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omigosh my gramma when she was younger was in the army so when my uncle was a teen he cussed at her so my grandma tripped him and pinned him to the ground.
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Urasiade Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012
XD
Nice!
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devidoggy87 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know I can wait til my cousins are older so i can tell them that story, I hope they think its as funny as i do
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FireStrikeWarrior179 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BEST MOM EVER!!!
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Urasiade Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
lol yea XD
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FireStrikeWarrior179 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yea.....
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RainbowStr8ghtJacket Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I accept :iconbummiesplz:
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theolivethief14 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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AngelZash Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
This could get me killed around here... XD Sad, because it'd be fun to do otherwise!
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Aw. Just keep yourself safe.
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KrystalBerri Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
Lol once when I was carpooling we stopped at a red light and my friend rolled down the window and started talking to the guy in the car next to us. She was like "Hey Joe, long time no see! What's up?" Then the dude started talking back to her like "Sally! It's been a while!" Then he goes on talking like he actually knew my friend. The scary thing was that we weren't entirely sure if he was kidding on knowing her. O.o
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
Some people are just quick. :P
I doubt they actually knew each other... (unless her name is actually Sally O_O)
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KrystalBerri Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
Thankfully no but he did get some other things right...
"I see you finally grew out the streaks in your hair" and one or two other things I forgot. :icontwitchplz:
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vmunoz2 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahah awesome! i wuld try but im too shy plus i dont hav a car
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YokoSC Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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ladyChanta Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this seems like such a good idea, but at the same times scares me out of my head. i have a few social anxieties. but maybe i'll try it someday, got to work up to it.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
It's the okay. I'm the same way with strangers. O_O
Most people wouldn't expect it from me either...
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
NO
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path-o-logical Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I totally saw someone doing this the other day. :'D The person they were talking too looked kinda like "Wth is this person talking to me for? :iconexcaliburfaceplz:"
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
I almost decided to park my car and get out and tell somebody that they left their trunk open... I wasn't quite sure how to go about doing it though... O_O
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Hajdarevic Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
Haha I'm one of those pretty muscular guys. I kinda look like I could kill someone by just looking at them but I'm actually more like a puppy. And I was backing up from a convenience store when I looked in my rear view mirror and saw a lady looking very worried. She seemed like she wanted to say something to me but hesitated many times. I saw how she finally gathered the courage and went up to my window and said "Your left rear light isn't working" I went out to have a look and told her that I didn't know and I was very thankful that she told me so I could fix it.

Most of the times people really appreciate things like that. I know I did!
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
Like a puppy!?! :iconshaplz: :hug:

I would have if I weren't driving. We were all exiting the parking garage, but there were a lot of people behind me. :/
I hope they didn't go too far with it open like that. O_O
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path-o-logical Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol I woulda just yelled out to them.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
They were in front of me though and it was only one lane... I was having some serious OCD versus Anti-Social internal conflicts going on with the whole thing.
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path-o-logical Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icontouchplz:
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Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe.
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serget2 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
carpooled with a collegue once, he talked to "neighbour at the red light" and said "your right indicator isn't working", and so the wife tells her husband "the man says your right indicator isn't working, honey", with her husband face all red, because he knew he never used his indicator nearly driving us of the road, telling her wife to roll up the window, and she screamed "thank you" as the light turned green, makin' the joke even worse for the guy. There where four of us in that car, we laughed the entire trip to work and still laugh about it when we see each other.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
THAT IS TOO FUNNY!! :heart:
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starell Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
haha, people do the most interesting things while driving, like there's the usual putting on makeup, screaming at kids in the back seat, and talking on cell phones. What amuses me are the people who are reading books and putting together vacuum cleaners... both of which i have seen
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
I can't stand it though when I see people eating hamburgers. It's like a fad! What the hell? You can't just munch on the fries until you get where you're going??
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starell Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
haha obviously they MUST be starving!

(sarcasm intended however i'm not good at sarcasm in real life so just making sure)
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
... they always seem to be larger people too. O_O
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serget2 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
And especially women, do the craziest things behind the wheel, that is so dangerous, last week while drivin' to work some crazy blonde in a red convertible turns her rearview mirror and applies make-up with both hands, so her car swerves to the right nearly crashing into me.... I swear i braked so hard my electric razor fell in to my coffee, getting my newspaper all wet and making my sandwiches fall off my knee :-)
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starell Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
I am not a fan of crazy drivers in the slightest. Also road rage, never had anyone go berserk on me but I have seen it and it is very scary! Like seriously this dude just got out of his car and started chucking everything he had at the car behind him!

It's funny that you say women do the craziest things because in my experience women tend to be very safe and cautious while guys take big risks, haha but that is just me
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serget2 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
So in your eyes, using my electric razor, while drinking coffee, eating sandwiches and reading the newspaper, whilst driving is still considered normal?
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starell Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
haha defientely not! However just because I have had good experience with women drivers doesn't mean that other people have, poor you!
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starell Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
whoops spelled definitely wrong
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ninjafromsweden Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Putting together vacuum cleaners? Whah? I don't even...! hyhygfffhj *facekeyboard*
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starell Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012
I know! Every one in the car had their faces pressed against the window in awe.

Although to go with Nox's theme we could suggest that one drive very slowly while prominently reading a book entitled How to Drive...
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