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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 158 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 158 by NoxSatuKeir
Intentionally pronounce everybody's name wrong.
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TheDisgusticifiedOne Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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Lupin-the-14th Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
The principal at my school does this. I have no clue if he's doing it on purpose, but he NEVER says anyone's name right. For some people with the really unusual names, that's understandable, but is 'Maura" really that hard to pronounce?
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
Maybe he's one of my minions!! XD :P
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:iconpsychowolf21:
psychowolf21 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Doing it for YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconsymphanyofharmony:
SymphanyOfHarmony Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012   Artist
"Hey Jahson, what're you up to?"
"hey Tyfanny!"
"Sup, Teeler?"
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sherlock-status Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Student Writer
I renamed a friend of mine from "Jonathan" to "Jonamuffin." Does this count?
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
Sure! :D Changing names should work too. :P
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:iconjzaned:
jzaned Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
pronounce "Penelope" like "antelope".
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
XD That's awesome!
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:iconcenath:
Cenath Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012  Student General Artist
I don't pronounce names wrong.
I just mix everyone's name up with the people that live in my head.
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
I am SO bad with remembering names!! XP
And I also do something kind of similar. If I've been working on my story for a while and then suddenly come back to the real world, then I might accidentally refer to somebody as the name of one of my characters!!! O_O
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RainbowStr8ghtJacket Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't even have to try :icongrin--plz:
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012
People suck at pronouncing my name!! :P
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:iconrainbowstr8ghtjacket:
RainbowStr8ghtJacket Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I just suck at talking :XD:
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:iconnecrax:
NecraX Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012
I'll be sure to try this NauxSatoKair (pronouncing it differently online) ;3
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Alinex29 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012
and of course... my brother already did it to those poor idiots he hated xD
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:iconikaylyon:
Ikaylyon Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
Instead of that, I would call people by a wrong name xD
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:iconthemeepynerd:
themeepynerd Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are GENIUS NuxSitiKenir!
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:iconcrystal-da-hedgie:
Crystal-da-hedgie Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
It happens to me every time I get a new teacher at school. It is so annoying. I mean, yeah, I can understand if my name is pronounced differently than it is spelled, but you'd think the headteacher would tell 'em. =P Some of them actually get it right. :O
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:iconaqua-goddess:
Aqua-Goddess Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This would be funny... since everyone always would say my name wrong.. ever since I was little... :icontwitchplz:
Makes me mad sometimes >.<
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
I get the same thing. It's okay.
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:iconaqua-goddess:
Aqua-Goddess Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
*nod*
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
I :heart: tumblr




Na, just kidding.
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IffixYSantaph Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I've done this for so long no one even gets offended anymore.
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:iconoriginalspaceduck:
originalspaceduck Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
You made a typo at 'prounounce'! Intentional? xD
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
Dangit! I'll fix that later. Thanks for pointing it out. Occasionally I do that. On number 34, I accidentally typed "Roman Numberals". I felt like a failure to my own Grammar Nazi nature.
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originalspaceduck Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
No problem! :D
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AnimeGal95 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh man. Somehow, Sobia is hard to pronounce. Say SO-BEE-A...but people come up with SOBBY-A and SO-BUY-A. My high school classmates used to joke "So you like beer?" :XD:

I usually have to correct substitute teachers. I secretly celebrate when a rare teacher pronounces it right. :')
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
Same here! Substitutes are the WORST!
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:iconanimegal95:
AnimeGal95 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I won't even mention my surname :XD:
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
My surname is actually easier... O_O
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AnimeGal95 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lucky! My surname is Kosar (say KO-SAR) but people say COSS-AR and all that :XD: You have to be Asian to pronounce it properly :')
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Kaszimera Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Student Photographer
Oh, my last name was German before I got married, and I heard every joke in the book about it, and that's because it's spelled like Liven' Good, and people automatically replace the E with I...but it's pronounced Live n good...So my doctor, especially, would ask me every time I saw him, "Are you livin' good?" although its the wrong pronunciation..
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
That sucks. My mom's name is MaryJane and our last name rhymes with Reefer. Her nickname was Marijuana Reefer... O_O
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Kaszimera Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Student Photographer
ICK! that would suck! I didn't get anything worse than a mispronunciation...which every one did on purpose...
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:iconkaszimera:
Kaszimera Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Student Photographer
Maybe that's why people always pronounce my name weird...it's just Kayla... and I've heard over 15 different ways of saying it, Plus someone showed me how to say it in Hawaiian...I live in IL, and probably will never go to Hawaii, but its cool! (Kai-E-la)
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flamerai Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
AND THEN GET MAD WHEN THEY PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME WRONG
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
XD
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SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My name is pronounced two different ways: The mother-tongue way and the way it's read in English. My dad thought it was a good idea to put an "i" instead of "ee" when writing it.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
My dad gave me a Polish name (and I'm not even Polish) that is spelled with two y's. The y's are pronounced like eh's and I hated substitute teachers for their failure to understand this.
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SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sometimes, you can't really blame them though. But I totally know what you mean. Like, there's no excuse to mispronounce some names.
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Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe, luv it.
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:iconalagremm:
Alagremm Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
Hehehe. I'm so doing this.
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:iconpath-o-logical:
path-o-logical Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Stanley, this is a preposterous idea. uvu
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
I know, Ruben...
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:iconsazorex:
Sazorex Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
KeirnoxSatu, I don't know what you're talking about.
"To be fair, it's all but impossible to pronounce your name right."
Shut up.
"No seriously, it's like Cthulu; there is no correct way to pronounce it in our tongue. So, logically that must mean you're an eldritch abomination sent from beyond the void to destroy us all."
Meh, too much work.
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
But... I AM an eldritch abomination sent from beyond the void to destroy you all... Cthulu's nothing compared to me... So Stephan, what are you gonna do about that?
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:iconsazorex:
Sazorex Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
"Run like a bitch!"
... Don't worry, he'll wear himself out sooner or later.
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
Okay!

:iconevilgrin2plz:
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:iconsazorex:
Sazorex Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
"HOLY SHUKING FIT! RUUUUUUUUN!"
:sprint:
":sprint:"
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