I have a match teacher, listen to this. A ski school trip, grade 8. My friend falls while skiing, slices her leg open with her skis, begins bleeding a lot, and passes out in a matter of seconds. I'm panicking, and my other friend is trying to do CPR. Some other kid is yelling, "Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!" My teacher at first refuses because she was being 'irresponsible!'
That sucks. :/ I usually had pretty good math teachers. Until I hit calculus in college. Then I had an Asian lady who had a thick accent and was good at math, but not very good at understanding when we didn't understand.... O_O
Whenever I do that, something changes. *makes"I hate my math teacher" sign* - We get a new teacher. (Who was even worse...) *makes "I want to have a fanta" sign* - One of my friends has one and gives it to me. It's awesome xD
This is actually true. My niece got singled out in her class the other day because she didn't have a $100 calculator and her teacher embarrassed her in front of the whole class. I mean what the fucking fuck? She has a cheaper one that works JUST as well as a $100 one. Though, my sister went and talked to the Principal of the school, who will be talking to the stupid ass teacher, who will now pick on my niece every chance they get. Lovely. Good thing she's moving before long, else I'd fly up there and smack the teacher around a little.
I know! It's so stupid, because most teachers these days just don't give a flying fuck. The ones that do, those are a goddess send to those of us who want to learn. Though, these days they're isn't much to learn anyhow. All I learned in school was about what was on the retard standardized test, which did nothing for my grade average and gave the school that scored the highest tests money, instead of the schools that scored the lowest. Though, we did get a new, very much needed, gym floor out of it. I wish I could have been there, because I would have gone in, during school hours and requested a talk with the teacher. Bitched them out, and then threatened "If you EVER, do that to MY niece again, I will come to your house, and shank you with a SPOON. A PLASTIC SPOON." Then leave in a huff.
Also, my mom is a teacher, but she is SO much better than those horrible instructors who only took the job for the summer off. I've heard so much from her about other teachers who just can't seem to just be good people. She's met some nasty teachers, but it's awesome, because she REALLY PUTS THEM IN THEIR PLACE!
Well, your mom is one of those Goddess sends. But there are others I'd like to smack with a brick. I had a science teacher who liked to stare at all the girls in my science class, and he put the 'pretty' ones in the front, 'ugly' in the back. Your mom has earned a billion cool points in my book. //nods Why thank you. Stabbing people with spoons is fun, but my weapon of choice is a spork.
I made a bunch of caution signs like that once ^^ i love making signs! especially useful caution signs! without them people won't know "caution: cracks in side walk, may cause broken back" i'm sure people appreciate them.
"Stubbing your toe sucks." "No one should have to go without Doritos tacos." "Bananas are yummy." "Cell phones are for talking, not texting." "I'm feeling pretty good right now." "Do not pass GO, do not collect $200." "1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!" "99 red balloons went by." "Pokemon: Tried to catch em all, failed miserably." "They tried to kill me with a forklift!"
Where I live there's a corner where you always see protesters. My brother and his friends used to get together and make signs like that, go to the corner, and "protest." To this day, my personal favorite was "3.7 gazelle die ever other second."
My Maths teacher was horrible- she kept walking out to have a snack and when I asked for help she told me to "Go back to sleep". She made me fail Maths, when I once went from Ds to Bs under another teacher...