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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 183 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 183 by NoxSatuKeir
At the pool, ask if skinny dipping is allowed

[Warning: Don't go skinny dipping if it's not allowed.]

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:icondreamergirl023:
Dreamergirl023 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This has benefits if they are your age and opposite sex. xD
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:iconagent505:
Agent505 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Professional Writer
"You mean its frowned upon? Augh."
(turns towards tour bus)
"Sorry, Swedish bikini team! They say its not allowed!"
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
Oh darn! =P
XD
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:icontobassinesia:
Tobassinesia Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
This year when we went to Australia and to Byron Bay, we had lots of fun at the beach... until my brother suddenly dropped his boogie board and screamed, "I'M GONNA GO SKINNY DIPPING!!!"

He didn't know it meant he had to go naked :facepalm:.
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:iconraxinexrayne:
RaxineXRayne Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I did this, they said yes....so there was an awkward silence for awhile before I awkwardly ran back to the changing rooms...
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:iconsnowintheveins:
SnowInTheVeins Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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:iconaussiedidge:
AussieDidge Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is going back even before my time, but I think this song is a good indicator of what would happen, if skinny dipping was approved. =p

[link]

After all, one thing leads to another... =o
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:icongreenandnavybluerae:
GreenandnavyblueRae Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Forget the Towel WEAR A bathrobe and mumble under breath after being told no
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:iconixi-the-pixie:
ixi-the-pixie Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I think these have effected me too much I went to wall mart and swapped one shoe for a diffrent size in each set.
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:icondesmondekapi:
DesmondeKapi Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
LOLOLOL
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:iconknk2910:
knk2910 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
This is to funny!
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:iconsanduru:
Sanduru Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I WILL
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:iconthe5thabyss:
The5thAbyss Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist
Do this while also wearing a towel around your waist (if guy) or chest (if girl). If the life guard says no, cover yourself with your arms (as if to keep the towel from falling) and walk back to change room pretending to be embarrassed.
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:icongray-storm:
Gray-storm Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
I don't get why people would go skinny dipping at all...
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:icondisposablesoldier44:
disposablesoldier44 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012
Show up for the pool in snowboarding pants, a parka, gloves and a cap before asking this while wearing water wings. Then ask if it's a heated pool.
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
XDDD Hahaha!! That's great!! :P
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:iconneburgett:
neburgett Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What if they say yes?
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
Start stripping?
:iconbadpokerfaceplz:
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:iconneburgett:
neburgett Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Or the other suggestion. Have a towel and play it off. Rip it off really fast so it looks like...ya' know. But then you have a swimsuit so everything is okay.

Then you lie and explain yourself and point at the nonexistent hidden camera and wonder what's taking the What Would You Do crew so long.
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:iconthe5thabyss:
The5thAbyss Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist
Use my advice above. If they say yes you can still save the joke and quickly remove the towel to make it look like you're flashing them, only to show you were, in fact, wearing a bathing suit the whole time.
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:iconneburgett:
neburgett Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, I see, I see.
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:iconwolf-ninja001:
Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe.
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:iconinvaderzina1214:
Invaderzina1214 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Im going to skip out on this one lol
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:iconbibiter:
bibiter Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
lots of things are not allowed, but they are done, right? right?RIGHT?
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:icon50calibercat:
50CaliberCat Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I have friends who hit on the lifeguards at a water park once. I could only face palm XD. This sounds like something they would do.
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:iconsazorex:
Sazorex Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
For extra fun at the pool, set a stray bikini top loose in the water and watch as every guy around proceeds to give himself whiplash.
Whenever someone gets around to fishing them out, go "Oh THERE it is!" and rush over. While that may not sound insane, doing so as a hairy-ass dude will send half that pool to therapy for a month, mark my words. Wear the top back out and while looking completely nonchalant for Chuck Norris points.
Remember to color coordinate!
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
YES!! XD
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:iconmichael-mcbishie:
Michael-McBishie Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
when you wake up and someone's next to you but didn't know you're awake, slowly sit up and say "*gaasp* where am i?... who are you?..........."
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:iconmskm2001:
MSKM2001 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
No...skinny dipping is not allowed.
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:iconl0c0ch0c0b0:
L0C0CH0C0B0 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Student General Artist
As a lifeguard myself I do not approve.

unless you're a sexy beast. Then I'll just say it's alright since my boss isn't around ;)
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SparkVillage Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Professional Photographer
I am a lifeguard and I have had people ask this... I told them yes it is but nobody ever does it xD
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:iconcarbon-vanilla:
Carbon-Vanilla Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If I ever go swimming... I shall ask. >:3
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:iconspider123357:
spider123357 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Student Writer
I think this is illegal, for me, at least~
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:iconkelliestar:
Kelliestar Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Student General Artist
If he says no, ask him about fatty dipping. Then steal his wallet while he's confused. :lol:
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
XD That's great!! XD (besides stealing his wallet anyway) :P
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:iconkelliestar:
Kelliestar Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student General Artist
The latter's just a matter of taste, I suppose. :XD:
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:icongamingdreamer:
Gamingdreamer Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought the expression was chunky dunking?
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:iconkelliestar:
Kelliestar Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Well I dunno, but I pictured someone cannonballing into gravy. :lmao:

And chunky dunking sounds delicious. :lol:
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Gamingdreamer Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my gosh, some fat kid needs to cannonball into gravy, stat. Make sure it's cold or...(kid jumps into hot gravy)...we have a new burn victim. How about we make it chocolate syrup instead?
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:iconkelliestar:
Kelliestar Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Student General Artist
To be honest, I considered just about anyone cannonballing to gravy to be fatty dipping. Because, you know.....gravy's fatty? ^^;
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:icongamingdreamer:
Gamingdreamer Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I see your point there, I just don't want to shorten these kids lifespans anymore than they already are for diving in such a calorie dense substance.
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:iconkelliestar:
Kelliestar Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Heheh......sorry if I sound like I'm backpedalling from my own joke. ^^; I just meant as a stupid thing, not a jab at anyone who's heavy or anything.
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:icongamingdreamer:
Gamingdreamer Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's fine. My brothers would always call it Chunky Dunking because it was so fun to say, and the fact that one of them was on the chubbier side. And I do understand.
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:iconyinyanged:
Yinyanged Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Would it be wrong if I said I've already?
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:iconregalwyvren:
RegalWyvren Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Student General Artist
As a lifeguard, if someone asked me that, it would make my day
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:iconwilldabeast-0305:
Willdabeast-0305 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Bonus points: After the lifeguard says no, put on more clothing before swimming, just to be sure.
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012
XD Nice!! That'd be so good!! XD
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:iconfurinto-chi:
Furinto-Chi Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...did this once. got kicked out of the water park. XD (my friend joined me shortly after for harassment.)
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:iconiffixysantaph:
IffixYSantaph Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why ask the lifeguard?
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