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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 188 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 188 by NoxSatuKeir
Go to a pet shop, buy bird seed, and ask the clerk "how long will it take to grow?"

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heyhey00 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol haha thats a good idea :D
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lululetti Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:rofl:
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PurpleCow81 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Pick up the bag of cat-food, ask, "What percentage of this is cat? Because those Girlscout cookies didn't contain any girl scouts... rip-off"

Mad purple cow :la:
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
XD YES!! :heart:
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:iconhelokiza:
Helokiza Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"Y'd say about two weks, if you plant it in good soil and water it twice a day"
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knk2910 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
This is to funny
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:iconzfr0016:
zfr0016 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Wow, I am almost tempted to do this when I get the seed for my birds. XD
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
You should totally do it!! :heart: XD
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:iconbigdream64:
BigDream64 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hah hah, I getthe pun. XD
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Wilhelmina-vanRoyen Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Writer
be careful what you plant, some bird food contains hemp seeds
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:iconpasithea:
Pasithea Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
So you stole the quote and stole the photos and did a horrible cut and paste job. Ehh...jeeze, you could at least try to make it a little more artistic, maybe do the drawing yourself or even try to mess around and make some interesting looking typography related to the quote. It wouldn't bother me so much that the quote and the pictures are just a rip off the Internet if only you made it look artistic in some way. =/
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
I've already made a disclaimer about the quotes. I've given credit to the original images. I did edit the images to make what I did--please don't call it "a horrible cut and paste job." That's rude and offensive.
I'm sorry the series bothers you, but in all honesty, sucks.
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Pasithea Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
You may find it rude and offensive but you should take it as it is which is critique. It really is just not well done. You could at least try drawing something, after all this is an art site. Try painting or using markers or hell even crayons. You could even take the text and get creative with that and make it swirly or put pictures on the ends of the words to make it look unique and interesting.

When you take things that are other people's creations already, their photography and their quotes and slap it together and upload it as your own, when you don't even bother making a real effort I just find that sad and very wrong to do to other people's original works. It is clear here that you didn't even make an effort to make the typography interesting or that you even wanted to do a smooth looking cut and paste job, hell I can see all the pixelated edges on the photos. It just looks bad.

Don't be offended, take this as a critique to better your artwork.
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micki26052 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You tell Nox to draw something or do something original because this is an art website, yet you've been a member for seven years and haven't posted a single piece of artwork of any kind.

Don't be offended, take it a critique to better your critiquing.
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Tobassinesia Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
*pure genius right thar* *double thumbs up*

:iconthumbsupplz: :icongreatjobplz:
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Still offended.
You didn't really provide anything decent to me. That's like taking a drawing of a pumpkin and saying "That sucks. You should have drawn a strawberry." It's not helpful.
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Pasithea Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
:roll: It sounds like you seriously don't want to listen to any critique at all.

I said multiple times to actually work on your typography, draw it and make it creative looking relevant to the quote. I never even remotely suggested you draw something totally different.

Here are some samples of really interesting looking typography. [link]

What you have here is I am guessing Times New Roman white text on a black background with a badly cut and pasted couple of photographs. Do you see the difference in how you can make your typography actually look interesting versus just typing white text on a black background?

Or do you just not care at all?
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Tobassinesia Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
Did Nox ask for your critique? NO.

Does Nox WANT your critique? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

Plus, you're looking an awful lot like a troll here.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Did you look at the original images? [link] and [link]
If you did, you'd know that I couldn't have just copy pasted them.
Obviously, you can't recognize fonts. So I'll let you know that the font is Felix Titling. I chose it because it is easy to read. The text is not white. White would be #000000 the font is #bcbcbc which are actually very different. The "Black" (which would be #FFFFFF) when the color is #212121. Both are VERY different. I'm sorry you can't distinguish.
I chose those two colors because they are easy on the eyes.
The series is more DESIGN featured rather than tra-la-la pretty swirly. IT'S MEANT TO BE SIMPLE AND EASY TO READ.
I know I'm not going to convince you because you don't want to be convinced. Especially since you think this: [link] is SO much better. (THAT is a white background.)

And I don't get why your criticizing anything when you have contributed nothing to the site.
Simply put: You aren't credible. You don't know what you're talking about.
I'm done with you.

I've actually argued and discussed my series with another deviant who was able to give me A LOT of good advice, granted they were extremely against my series, they could actually provide something decent. And they were an artist as well.
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Tobassinesia Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
I really appreciate that you made it easy for the eyes :aww:. My eyes have lots of trouble and it's really awesome to find someone who acknowledges those people.

Plus, sorry for butting in on your argument up there... People like that just make me so angry :crying:!
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
You're fine!! I'm just hoping they stop trolling and go away. :P :D
I'm glad you like the style of it! :heart: I also know that simple black on white (or white on black) isn't easy on the eyes either. It's like it's a little too contrasting between the light and dark, so I chose colors that are nicer to look at. :D I think that's also why dA has the green color scheme instead of keeping a white background on text and such.
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GalacticRainbow Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
genius!
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:iconqille:
Qille Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Brilliant. Sheer bloody brilliance.
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Hikari-Dareigan Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
A typography piece on deviantArt that actually LOOKS LIKE ART?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS :stare:
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
XD Thanks. I am trying to add better imagery. :D
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FennecKajidaKitsune Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Perfect!
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ArtofDezzy Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
I would do that
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The5thAbyss Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist
Two HLOI back to back? It must be Christmas and no one told me!
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Merry Christmas!! XD
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Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha!
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Bluesparks4 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
lolz
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OneoOneo Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Professional General Artist
Is this supposed to be funny
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Yes, but I understand it's not for all audiences.
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MarcoHalfBodt Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student Artist
:iconmingflailplz:
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sukkiGoh Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
cute but insane :P
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Radioheadphonez Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
"i went to the pet store, saw the dog food and said ""you guys are disgusting!"" and walked out... in disgust"
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
XD Nice. :P
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DarkDivaLocura Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student General Artist
ha, i get it ;)
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Helenanimator Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What? :XD:
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sukkiGoh Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
wt kind of comment that was..:shifty:
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sukkiGoh Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
i will dr.spommer
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Allrayas Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Student General Artist
omg this is amazing XD im so going to do this now XD
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Sazorex Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012
You know, I wonder if anyone has ever thought that bird seeds grew birds.
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:iconihamby:
IHamby Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha. :rofl:
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themeepynerd Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*plants it in the ground* Okay, birdy, you can do it! *bird comes* SHOOO DON'T BE SUCH A CANNIBAL NYEEHHHH!!!!!!!!
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neburgett Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So, um, what kind of birds do these normally grow?
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:iconiffixysantaph:
IffixYSantaph Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Mine grew birds. Didn't yours?
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DimensionMoth Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HA! xD
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