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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 193 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 193 by NoxSatuKeir
Decline to be seated at a restaurant and just eat the complimentary mints by the cash register.

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Rainbow-Sorbet-69 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
When my family goes to this buffet place in town, we usually keep getting up to get more fortune cookies. XD We've had some silly fortunes. :meow:
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
Awesome. I always snag some fortune cookies and stow them away in my purse for home when I go to Chinese food places. :P
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Emzy8706 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sounds like some sound advice for tackling life in genral I think.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Hahaha! I hadn't even thought of that as a metaphor for life. Unintentionally inspiring, huh? :D
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Emzy8706 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yeah but you gotta be careful, it's almost... sane.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
Nah. The most intelligent people are usually the most insane. So finding a life metaphor in an HLOI... You're obviously loony. :D
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Emzy8706 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:blush: why thank you.
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HerbNerd Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Haha! Man I did that when I was ten, only it was a chest full of candy.............It was a pirate restaurant.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Did you greet all the customers that walked in with "ARRR!!" and a mouth full of candy? :D
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HerbNerd Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Sadly no, but the did get a good look at my rear end. >:]
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greenjackspeaks Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I've done that before.
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Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lolz!
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W3ird-Guy Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
I am not allowed to eat at several restaurants anymore :( lol
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Helokiza Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Gee, what have you done? o.
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W3ird-Guy Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012
When I was a chubby little tike I ate enough free mints at a restaurant to vomit on the owner
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Allrayas Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Student General Artist
lowl XD
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DaDemonicArtist Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
and now i'm thankful that the restaurant that i work at does not have those mints ha ha
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themeepynerd Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hilari--ooh...it spins..
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Forgotenandlost Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist
omg yes XP
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neburgett Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why haven't I done this already?!
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Kyoko-Li Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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Willdabeast-0305 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Tell them you're waiting for someone. As time goes on, act more and more worried about why they haven't showed up yet. When they get tired of you standing, around ask them "Today is Saturday, right?" (or whatever day tomorrow is at the time). When they correct you, say "Ohhhhhhhh. That explains it!" and leave, taking another mint on your way out.
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FireStrikeWarrior179 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's.....
yes...
just yes...
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
XD YES!!
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Willdabeast-0305 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My brother used to work at a restaurant where they had a soft-serve machine in the front. You'd have a blast there.
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pyro-helfier Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012   General Artist
My local diner doesn't have mints... they have Nilla wafers. nom nom nom
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Fortune Cookies too! Some nice Chinese/Asian food restaurants have fortune cookies!! XD
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pyro-helfier Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012   General Artist
Yes! I love those!
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GreenandnavyblueRae Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
cheapest bill ever lol
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
XD Yes. Also, if the place gives you free bread or tortilla chips while you wait too! XD
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GreenandnavyblueRae Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
sounds good to beacuse i hate peppermints bread olvir garden pardon my spelling please
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Sazorex Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
"Party of one?"
"Nah, I'm good *Manch, manch, manch*"
"But..."
"Ooh, are those pillow mints?!"
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
OMNOMNOMNOM!! "Ya'll guysh have shuch good mintsh!!" *said with mouth full*
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Sazorex Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Meanwhile, the hostess drops in a dead faint and everyone sits where ever they like. And our names were sung of for years to come.
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RAE8892 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Will be doing this when we go out for my sister-in-laws birthday dinner! ((she always wants to go to gross restaurants anyways!))
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SurpriseItsAlexis Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
... thought it was gonna say something about "Take mints and try to hypnotize strangers with them".... but this one is better! XD
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Pisces--Dreamer Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You can do both! =D
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SurpriseItsAlexis Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD heck yeah you can! "sir/ma'am, you can't just stand and eat the min-" "You are being hypnotized! i can eat these mints! ooooooh!" "...call security."
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Pisces--Dreamer Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"You saw nothing"
*Twirling a peppermint in each hand*
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SurpriseItsAlexis Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup! that's exactly what would probably happen! XD lol
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Pisces--Dreamer Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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AnimalofManyColors Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Gonna try this :wow:

I always take, like, half of the mints in the bowl....X3
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