*reading Healthy Levels Of Insanity* *dad walks in* dad- this is so confusing (talking about my home phone's voicemail) me- this is so confusing? dad- yeah its so complicated me- yeah its so complicated? dad- ? *looks at me* me- *dies of laughter after pointing at the screen* XD
it definately wont annoy you though lol......... but i know a few people who hated to be unheard or not been taken seriously when they're talking about something that is real serious to them............ seriously? yeah lol.........
Too... many... HLOIs... that tell me to respond a certain way...
I'm supposed inform the person they are imaginary; while lying obviously, repeating every third word, and making sure to bring up Michelangelo, Van Gogh, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; then changing the argument subject, using nonsense words, consistently referring to my conversation partner as a mortal, disagreeing strongly with anything they say, adding extra syllalables to random words, and not finishing any of my
Maybebe you're just just inept at keeping keeping up with themem. I bet if if you asked, a a TMNT could totalally do it. I bet on Michelangelo. That's why why Van Gogh didn't make it. Foolish Mortal. Some people are just inherently
You forgot to inform me that I exist only in your imagination. You don't want to be in my imagination, it bounces back and forth between dark and naughty. I'm going to stop writing now, because I can feel it going naughty, and you probably don't want to be involved in my fantasies. I'll try to keep you out of the nightmares too, just because I'm a nice guy. And I don't want you eaten by monsters.
I didn't say that you only exist in my imagination because you should already know that by now... Shame on you for not remembering. As for your nightmares, you seem to be forgetting that I AM the monsters.
I want to apologize for my last comments, a day later and far more sober, I see that what I thought of as funny and flirty are not. They are in reality just creepy comments from a stranger online, and I don't want to be that guy. Again, I apologize.
Somehow, buzzed late at night, my comments didn't seem so damn creepy. I woke up this morning and remembered what I said, and it bothered me all day that I could say that to you. My brain/mouth (brain/fingers?) filter failed me so massively. Last time that happened I ended up taking German classes at the local community college. Ich sprechen ein klein Deutch. Pretty sure that mean 'I speak a little German', but I could be wrong.
Well, at least that last one helped you learn a little German. XD And it's all good. If you heard the way I joked with some of my friends, you would probably sense that that last comment was more or less normal. O_O I have some weird (and rather perverted) friends.
I really think think it wolould be be realaly fun to to talk this way way all the time time. But I disagree disagree that Michelelangelo could could do it. Why why would you think think that, you silly silly mortalal? You would would obviviously need someone someone like Van Gogh if if you wananted to pull pull off carrying around around that manany balloons balloons. It seems like like evereryone around here here just doesenen't understand why
Aha, you foolish foolish mortalal. I have have defeateted you with my my banananana skills, just as as the teenenage mutant mutant ninja turtules would would have. If Van Gogh were were here he would would telell me that you you are jusust a figment figment of my imaginationon. And and of coururse he would would be right because