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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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Sta.sh
also i have no real concept of time...
me: "Yes"
teacher: "where is so-and-so?"
me: "i ate them"
friends: "What's up"
Me: "you know, the usual...the sun, some clouds, the hole in the o-zone killin the polar bears"
parents: "did you eat the last bagel?"
Me: "The Sasquatches did it"
parents: "seriously?"
me: "i told them it was wrong"
and that was the story of my life
"Has anyone seen my phone?"
"I ate it."
"Where are my car keys??"
"I ate them."
"Did you touch the $20 that was on this table?"
"They were delicious."
And so on. The thing is, I do eat clothing, aluminum foil, and so forth, and I ate my own cell phone in the past, so nobody's ever really sure when I'm kidding or not.
-Dash
I once had a battery explode in my mouth while I was chewing on it, but I never swallowed that gunk. I had to rinse my mouth out. xD
~Dash
Just be careful!! I'm not quite sure how great your stomach can digest aluminum foil. O_O
~Dash
Dad: No you don't.
Me: ._.
"I ate them all."
"Oh, wait, they're right here... huh?"
"Eeeexactly..."