Then you have to tell people a story like: Last year I was diagnosed with a critical heart condition and told I only have one year to live unless I can get a heart transplant, but I didn't have the insurance so I couldn't get on the list. Now, I finally have a heart for my heart transplant. Stole it from this guy living under a bridge. Took his liver and kidneys too, didn't think he'd be needing those anymore. Now I just need enough money to pay for the surgery. Would you, Kind Sir, care to make a donation? Give me enough and I'll give you one of the kidneys.Does anybody know where the black market is?