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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 58 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels Of Insanity 58 by NoxSatuKeir
when a telemarketer asks how you're doing, go on a 20 minute long rant about your relationship issues and see how long you can keep them on the phone.
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FallenAngelInTheNite Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am sooooooo gonna do this!!
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Autumnstarr Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Did it, done it, own it. :D

Totally worth it too, the telemarketers have yet to call me again after five years :D
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Missingtime Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Challlenge excepted
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Ismarus Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Whenever we're called by telemarketers asking for 'Mr. 'insert name', my brother and I reply with, "Oh...I'm so sorry...He, uh...He's not with us anymore..." In a really grim voice. :D
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Hahaha... I don't think they'll be calling back for a while. XD
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nuke1007 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
or if you want the short version,

salesman: hello sir how are you today
me: oh very well thank you *ends call*
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Scr1b3 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Or even better; Answer the phone with "hello is this (insert randomly bizzare name here)" and when they reply with "no..." say, "oh sorry, wrong number" then just hang up on them!!! :D
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Frumpelstiltskin Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2013
I was about seven or so when I mistook a telemarketer for one of my mother's friends. I told her she was in the shower, and that she was pregnant and - our whole life story basically, and then finally after possibly ten minutes mom comes out of the shower, takes the phone, says "hello?"
And then. The telemarketer says, "your kid is soo cute"
Of course I turned three shades of red and almost fell senseless with embarrassment. I still cringe thinking about it. Almost as bad as the time I gave this nice guy directions to a little convenience store at a university....the store was in the laundry mat *face palm* I can't talk to strangers very well
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Vivid-Vivo Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Unfortunately, we don't get Telemarketers any more, but I'm getting them now in Japan, so I'm gonna speak English and French and lots of languages and tell them everything... MUHAHAHA!!
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
XD Nice. :P
They'll be so confused!! XD
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