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Healthy Levels Of Insanity 58by =NoxSatuKeir

Digital Art / Typography / Text-based Imagery

when a telemarketer asks how you're doing, go on a 20 minute long rant about your relationship issues and see how long you can keep them on the phone.

love 2 2

joy 5 5

wow 1 1

~~mad 0 0~~

~~sad 0 0~~

fear 1 1

~~neutral 0 0~~

~nuke1007 Mar 16, 2013

or if you want the short version,

salesman: hello sir how are you today
me: oh very well thank you *ends call*

~Scr1b3 Feb 13, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Or even better; Answer the phone with "hello is this (insert randomly bizzare name here)" and when they reply with "no..." say, "oh sorry, wrong number" then just hang up on them!!!

~Frumpelstiltskin Jan 19, 2013

I was about seven or so when I mistook a telemarketer for one of my mother's friends. I told her she was in the shower, and that she was pregnant and - our whole life story basically, and then finally after possibly ten minutes mom comes out of the shower, takes the phone, says "hello?"
And then. The telemarketer says, "your kid is soo cute"
Of course I turned three shades of red and almost fell senseless with embarrassment. I still cringe thinking about it. Almost as bad as the time I gave this nice guy directions to a little convenience store at a university....the store was in the laundry mat *face palm* I can't talk to strangers very well

~Vivid-Vivo Oct 15, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Unfortunately, we don't get Telemarketers any more, but I'm getting them now in Japan, so I'm gonna speak English and French and lots of languages and tell them everything... MUHAHAHA!!

=NoxSatuKeir Oct 15, 2012

XD Nice.

They'll be so confused!! XD

~Vivid-Vivo Oct 16, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

They will, indeed...

~FireStrikeWarrior179 Sep 28, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Next time I get called my a telemarketer I'm speaking in Japanese

~Vivid-Vivo Oct 15, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

LOVELY IDEA!! I'm living in Japan, so I'm gonna do the reverse and speak really bad English...

~FireStrikeWarrior179 Oct 15, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

I think I'll speak in Elvish...

~Scr1b3 Feb 13, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

That awkward moment when you find out they're actually an elf junkie and they speak it back better than you

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