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Healthy Levels of Insanity 186 by NoxSatuKeir Healthy Levels of Insanity 186 by NoxSatuKeir
With a banana in hand, ask the cashier at the supermarket "Why are your carrots yellow?"

Original Carrot
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ShesNeverComingBack Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
Im gonna try this
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:iconmixedscales:
MixedScales Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Funny thing is that their are orange, yellow and purple carrots. Purple being the natural color.
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:iconpassionxxlina:
PassionXxLina Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
:rofl:
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if someone actually tried these crazy things, hahaha.
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TARDIS-time-turner Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
believe me they do 
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Wolf-Ninja001 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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:iconpurplecow81:
PurpleCow81 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
Grab a parsnip & ask the grocers about the "ghost carrots" :D
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
XD THAT'S AWESOME!! :D
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:iconpurplecow81:
PurpleCow81 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Grab some rhubarb and ask "Is this celery embarassed or sunburnt?" :la:
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
:heart: EPIC!! :heart:
That's awesome!! XD
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:iconpurplecow81:
PurpleCow81 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Is grabbing a pair of coconuts and asking "what sasquatch got neutered" considered going too far? :P
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
No. But protesting about it with picket signs may be. XD
--That's all I thought of when I read that!! XD
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:iconpurplecow81:
PurpleCow81 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
Feel free to use it :D I'd love to see the comments from it XD
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Akercoke Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
even better!
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:iconpurplecow81:
PurpleCow81 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
Grab some rhubarb and ask "Is this celery embarassed or sunburnt?" :la:
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TheRainGirl Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome! :D I will try it and tell you how it went ;p
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:iconstarell:
starell Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
this is fabulous!
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sumgie1 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
:D
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cosco123 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
i will try this lol
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:iconkurosakiyuzu-11:
KurosakiYuzu-11 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My ribs, my ribs! XD
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:iconjaytess:
Jaytess Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
thats funny XD lol
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Helokiza Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why are your melons unripe? (holding a watermelon)
Hehe, great idea, the banana/carrot thing ^^
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Skitterkins Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
funny about that, someone was telling me a story, how they were getting some of those yellow looking turnips and the chick at the registers didnt have the code for them because she thought they were yellow carrots. she talked through the microphone and asked for the yellow carrots barcode.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
XD Nice.
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:iconmini-drachin:
Mini-Drachin Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that one is really cool
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Lugnugget Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
Lol it took me a while but I finally got it :la:
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why is this crap on the front page? :unimpressedplz: This should be renamed "unhealthy levels of stupidity".
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
I'm sorry. I didn't even know it got there. Of course commenting on it, does help its rank. :/
If I could control it, I wouldn't have it anywhere near the front page.

And next time, please don't be so offensive. I respect that you have an opinion, but you should have the manners enough to express it appropriately rather than so childishly.
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Lugnugget Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
How appallingly rude you are! You have no right to call this work "crap" and then mock it's title for it simply being on the front page. This piece was posted to be critiqued and admired, not for trolls to rage on it :facepalm:
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not a troll. Just because I have a negative opinion of this post, that does not make me a troll.

There is plenty of pictures, poems and stories that people have worked hard on, yet a silly picture captioned with a lame joke gets more attention?
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enigmaticworld Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
You know, it's not the author of alleged crappy work to be raged upon. I'd advise to take your time to tell the dA staff how shitty their FairExposure script is.
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DarkHeart1234 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
oh just leave it alone.. there is a lot of stuff that shouldn't be on the front page and this one doesn't even rate that low.. i find this rather amusing and cool.

if you want to criticize people work then do it outside of the comments... like idk in your head?

Leave. Them. Alone.
Simple!
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
if you want to criticize people work then do it outside of the comments... like idk in your head?

...Are you serious? How the hell will they know they're being criticized then? Maybe you should criticize ME in your head. :unimpressed:

And how is this post amusing or cool? It's dumb and tasteless.
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DarkHeart1234 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
well at least do it kindly..

every has their own tastes so if you don't like it just get lost

No one likes a hater

they may want an opinion on it but don't compare them to others. People have their own style.
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Excuse me for criticizing something.
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TheChaosController Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is your opinion on the matter, but since it made front page, it obviously means many other people do not share your opinion. The reason anything gets to the front page comes from the amount of faves and comments (including yours) that the piece received.

I may not particularly like this joke myself, but you have no right to say anyone's work doesn't deserve the notice it is getting. How would you like it if someone randomly commented on one of your pieces saying how much it sucks? Be respectful of the artist, unless you don't want any respect back.
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MoonyMina Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
this one is sooooooooooo funny :)
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Aphose Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Some carrots are actually yellow though >_>
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
I'm sure the cashier would be able to tell the difference though. :P
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Aphose Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd hope so! :D
Otherwise we'd have two cases of insanity on our hands =P
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Kaszimera Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student Photographer
lol. I would love to do this...but as I work at a grocery store, they would know me...and I wouldn't be able to say anything for laughing so hard.
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Linaevange Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
Damnit! Not again! Why are your damn carrots yellow?!
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Pok3monTrain3rBlu3 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student Artist
lol! so funny!
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girr21 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist
i did this
i was like :
:confused:
and my sister was like:
:wtf: O.o
and then i was like:
OMG :gummybear: :worship:
and then she took me home everyone was like: The f--
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:iconillutian:
Illutian Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
What if the cashier gets it?
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:iconbladebrent:
Bladebrent Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
Why are Carrots yellow?
Why's this Orange so tough? *holding apple*
Why are your grapes so big? *holding plum*
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Sazorex Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012
Alternate versions include using a bell pepper and going "Dude, you're tomatoes aren't ripe yet"
Or grabbing an avocado and saying "Man, these oranges look f**king weird..."
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iGeekCharming Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Student Writer
Laughing, my f**king, ass, off.
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:iconfoster-the-sarah:
Foster-the-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One time a customer thought a mango was an avocado.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
XD That must have been a strange looking avocado! XD
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grayamir Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They're bent too! You should ask for half off.
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