KokorookaikasuruFeatured By OwnerSep 11, 2013Student General Artist
This seems like it'd cost a lot of money... how about dress up very convincingly as a man, hire a private investigator to follow your 'wife who you suspect is cheating on you' (aka, your female self), and then hang out in Victoria's Secret for a few hours talking to the cashier about breast size and periods. Just make the man as uncomfortable as possible.
Then hire a third investigator to keep an eye on both of them, then a fourth to watch the him. Allow one of the first two to find out about the third, and the other of the two to learn about the fourth. Get your friends together and place bets on which one will figure it all out first.