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I Have A Pineapple Named Jimathan by NoxSatuKeir I Have A Pineapple Named Jimathan by NoxSatuKeir
THE MISADVENTURES OF NOX
I seriously have this pineapple--Jimathan--sitting on my desk next to me. Thankfully, he can't read.
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0-Dolunay-0 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDDDD LOL
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ComputerMatthew Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
This is probably what insanity looks like to a grocery store.
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Iloveyaoi4ever Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Poor clueless pineapple. He doesn't even have legs to run away
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Universal-Tiger Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"I woke up one morning married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple, but I loved her!"-Buck from Ice Age

Terribly sorry if this has been commented many times before this and I didn't see :XD:
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Wait, which Ice Age was this? I don't remember this! But, no. No one else said this, so you're good. :) But, Jimathan was cute. :heart:
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Universal-Tiger Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's from the third one I believe, the one with the dinosuars.
And good! It's hard to find a cute pineapple haha ;)
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AshOfStars Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2013
That's the link to the quote. Yup.
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Suiva Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
Poor thing can't or maybe couldn't read....
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
Couldn't. RIP Jimathan. He was a good, delicious pineapple.
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Suiva Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
Poor, poor think... never had the chance to learn how to read... but he gave his life for you ^^
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
More like I took it from the unsuspecting little pineapple... :P
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Suiva Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
Teach the next one better ;)
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Rooki-SK14 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol xD Jimathan is an awesome name x3
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BellaGBear Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:O_o:
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BellaGBear Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you cant eat people that love you!
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Shadowdew6 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He should be the Cereal Killers Mascot :D And Jimathan... Is that a copyrighted name or could I use?
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
Go ahead and use! :D
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Shadowdew6 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks :)
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aurora-celest Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
If you don't eat him fast enough, I would recommend you freeze the remainders and just make pineapple smoothies with the frozen chunks. Also, $3.99 is outlandish for a pineapple. :/ I can get two for that price where I live. Must be the taxes in your state.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
Nah. It's just a fancier store... all the produce is more expensive there. We normally only buy things when they're on sale (because everything's like half price when it's on sale there...)
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Natsusume Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
NoxxJimathan. My new head-canon ship, which I support all the way.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
Oh dear... I've gotten to that level of popularity?? XD
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WhyYesMyDearGirl Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Don't let him around other pineapples. Those things breed like crazy.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
Thanks for the advice. I'll keep that in mind. Don't want an army on my doorstep.. O_O
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Forgotenandlost Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist
lol
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ZeitgeistTheClown Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Run, Jimathan, run! Nox, she's a-gonna eat you up!
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
:iconpineappletardplz:
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1DragonKitty3 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Dude make more stuff like this. It's the best stuff ever.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
I'm glad you enjoy! :D There will be more...
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1DragonKitty3 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Student General Artist
yay :dance:
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Midday-Delusions Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Pff, this is amusing.
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graveyardancing45 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
You sicko! :D
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sumgie1 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
I have a pinneapple, his name is Jim
And when I wanna talk to him
I say "Hey Jim!"
That's how he knows I'm talking to him! :D
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vizshua Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
this is weirdly great!! it has great design too xD
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Thank you!! :D :heart:
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tigerstorms Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
sounds yummy
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TheLastMerlinian Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Aww. Thats so cool and cute at the same time
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JokesThatKill Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, I love this! xD
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flamingpegasus Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Haha, awesome!
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sgste Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Bravo, Nox... bravo... :iconcryforeverplz:
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
:iconpineappletardplz:
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sgste Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
Ahaaaaaa!!!!! JIMATHAN! ESCAPE!
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Ikineko Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Or maybe he can read and is silent because he is plotting his escape? Be careful! Those pineapples are tricksy!
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Jimathan's not the brightest pineapple at the grocery store...
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Ikineko Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Ah, a wise choice. Never trust an intelligent pineapple - more often than not it is a grapefruit in disguise.
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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
I once tried to buy an apple, and it was a nectarine in disguise. Damn tricky fellers.
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Ikineko Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
Yep, you've gotta watch 'em, Nox. You never know what they're planning :shifty:




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NoxSatuKeir Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
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Ikineko Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
O.o Now I'm scared...

There's definately an imposter there somewhere... It has got to be..... the second row down, 3rd from the left!
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