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Octopus Food by NoxSatuKeir Octopus Food by NoxSatuKeir
The Misadventures of Nox
My mom seriously cannot cook. She makes mush that makes me think of octopus food. And I don't mean octopus is the food. I mean that it looks like something you'd feed to angry hoards of octopi.
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:icondragonloverartis:
DragonLoverartis May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
both of my parents can cook.....except my Sister; Dasha....if u come by my house...just say '' i already ate so im not hungry"
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
I'll take note of that.
Now, how bad is it, on a scale of "OMG DON'T EAT THAT!!" to "I'M LITERALLY DYING OF STARVATION, BUT THERE IS NOTHING EDIBLE IN THE HOUSE..."?
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:icondragonloverartis:
DragonLoverartis May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
become a zombie and eat ur parents
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
Unfortunately, that is not a renewable source of nutrition... I only had one set...
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:icondanniels95:
Get a pet octopus and raise it in secret so when your mom forces you to eat "octopus food" give it Lil' Octo
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:icondaiyanohana:
well...that's what my mom said about my cooking skills XD

...but it always tastes awesome^^
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
Haha! :P I think I'll just take your word on that... XD
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Artgirl0 Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Both of my parents can cook my mom just doesn't like 2 so, . . .
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eishiya Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is the best description of bad cooking I've ever seen. It makes me appreciate other people's cooking a little more, because at least it's not octopus food.

I hope you don't mind a nitpick: The word you're looking for is "horde" - a group or army, typically not very pleased. A "hoard" is a guarded collection of objects (and a "hoarder" is someone who stockpiles things).
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:iconnoxsatukeir:
The nitpick is fine. Thanks for pointing it out. And FIXED! :)
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