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1. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "Ahhh! My shoelaces!!"
2. Go to a mattress store to test mattresses in your pajamas. Bring your favorite pillow.
3. Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps
4. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man"
5. At church, make faces at the people on the other side of the room and see if you get their attention
6. For your paper in philosophy class, explain that you can't write it because you're not sure if the class really exists
7. Start a game of twister in a crowded elevator
8. At an ice cream shop, sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one
9. Mid-flight on a plane, jump up and scream "Ahhh! I left the stove on!!"
10. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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Oh, and Disturbed ftw!